chon's Journal

Exam results are out! I really thank God for everything man, for all He's done for me. I've done way beyond my expectations and ability. It's just totally insane, and I'm thoroughly blown away. I mean seriously. A for my econometrics? I haven't the slightest clue what I was studying for man.. nor the faintest idea what the exam questions were about... anyway, here's the low down on my results:

Well, pity on the Development Economics and Money and Banking though, the 2 modules I was confident of As. Oh well, can't complain lah, I guess. Just be grateful. Like really grateful...

All I need now is a Dean's list to round off my academic career. Please God... pretty please??

WOOHOO!!! Exams are finally over. KISS MAH SWEET YELLOW ARSE YOU FRIGGIN ACADEMICS...

I'm finally free of the shackles of academia, for now. Oh well, however temporal my state of euphoria, I better enjoy it while it last. Goody, now I can start my hols proper. So many exciting things to look forward too! Haha... and people to meet up. Now to catch up on the social life that I've been missing out on. Gawd, haven't seen Jane and gang in like aeons man. Plus the skank 'ho from sydney is back, so one more person to hang out with. And not to mention a little break in KL during church camp. Gawd.. the hols are sweet.

Oh well, see ya guys later, I'm going out to have some wicked fun! Yeh, baby, NASTY!

Just yesterday, I was chatting with this kid from my youth group, and he was kinda like confiding in me about his crushes, who he wants to "jio" and stuff. Quite cute lah actually, all that puppy love, crushes and shit. Have completely forgotten what it is and what it meant to be an idealistic and innocent 14 year old complete with raging hormone and the works. *whistful sigh* Those were the bygone days of levity; of carefree idealism and wanton rebellion. Now it's just inconcievable to have crushes on girls man, or have eye contact with girls and stuff. I mean now, if a chick gives me like eye contact, I'll probably think she's like some psycho bitch or something like that. Hurhur..

Jeeze, having pre-quarter-life-crisis panic attack!!! *deep breathe... deep breathe* Feeling my age man. Very soon I'm going to be uncle zhenqiang!!! Nnnnnnooooooooo..... the horror!! the horror!!!

Sigh... now back to being an adult. Back to my books for me. 6 more dreadful days... wish me luck guys.

When I woke up today
And thought of all the things You’d done
I find myself here
Feeling oh so overcome

You gave Your life away for me
Truly my heart belongs to You
So let me say

How could I ever thank You for
What You did at Calvary
When You bled and died for me
How could I ever turn away
Knowing that You paid the price
That I could never pay

When I think of the way
That You died upon that Cross
Bearing my sin
Even though my heart was lost

You gave Your life away for me
Truly my heart belongs to You
So let me say

How could I ever thank You for
What You did at Calvary
When You bled and died for me
How could I ever turn away
Knowing that You paid the price
That I could never pay

G-O-T-T-A V-E-N-T M-Y A-N-X-I-E-T-I-E-S O-N I-N-A-N-I-M-A-T-E O-B-J-E-C-T-S!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF man. You cannot believe what happened just now man. Damn friggin muthafuckin pissed off. My friends and I were at the business canteen for lunch and I reserved a seat of 4 with my bag. When we got back, there were two doofus sitting at our place, having their lunch. When I went up to tell them that the seats were reserved (I mean I was being polite and all. Fine if they're so hard up can't find a place then whatever lah, we can go somewhere else, the least they could do was be nice about it man), they insisted that there was only one bag. And I told them that we only had a bag between ourselves, and that bastard had the nerve to retort: "so what's that suppose to mean?" Now that really ticked me off. Could feel my face warming up with rage..

Fucking fucktards. Just wanna fucking pour acid on their fucked up fuckfaced. Fucking Singa-fucking-poreans. Motherfucking FUCK!!!!

Just got back from an ex-classmate's wedding. Talk about a totally surreal experience; JC seem like yesterday. Sigh.. when you find your friends getting married, it's definitely a sign of aging man. Could this be a form of quarter0life crisis?

Oh well...

Definitely (Definitively?) an OMG moment:

I'm going to have a freaking 6 days week this semester. EVerybody wish me luck man.

Oh.. the horror... the horror..

Oh well, here I am, back from NZ. What can I say. It was enjoyable to say the least. A good break from the crazy world of banking and all that jazz. Yeh, a good break before the madness that is NUS begins. Sigh, another year, another 10 months, or so, of pure unadulterated shit.

Anyhoo, back to the trip. I guess the trouble with trips with siblings or any other family member is that you just don't try as hard to compromise as when you're with friends. But thankfully nothing major happened lah, just silences at times. Which thankfully last no longer than half an hour or so.

Oh yeh, I finally managed to bungee off a freaking bridge. Called the Kawarau Bridge Jump, or something like that, it's like THE original bungee site. SO yeh, a bit of a historical thing going on there. Heh. Anyway, it's a 43m jump, not exactly the tallest, but still pretty darn nerve wrecking, dammit! But luckily I did a morning jump, so I was still kinda stoned (yeh, not exactly the morning person). But I must say the scariest part was when the dude at the platform told me to stand at the edge of the platform. When I looked down, I was like "holy crap, what the fuck am I doing this for???" But thank gawd the dude at the platform counted to 5 for me, or else I think I might have chickened out man. Now THAT would've been embarrassing. So at the end of 5 I was like "what the fuck", and jumped. Oh yeh, thank gawd that I didn't scream like that stupid pouf before me man. Phew....

Hmmm... what else. Yeh, I guess that was about the most exciting thing I did during the trip. ANd of course snowboarding. But not much to talk about. The snow was packed and so it was exactly fantastic. Def not money well spent. Uh, but other than that, the scenery more than made up for it. Absolutely stunning.

Ok, shall sign off for now. Till another time.

Chon, peace out...

Anyways, the internship is finally over. It's been quite a ride, and I guess I'm kinda grateful to have did it. Learned a whole load about banking, people and myself. Yeh, it was a pretty enlightening experience. Makes one wonder wat the future has in stall man. Oh well. After I survive the next 2 semesters, we'll see.

Would be away to NZ for a break before the madness that is NUS starts.

Till then dudes.

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I swear www.bash.org is a fuckin' riot...

Some amazing shite:

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization

<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

Linkin Park concert in 2 words: Fucking Awesome!

I thought that it was going to be a drab and shite, considering this is Singapore and all. But somehow sans the lack of body surfing and slam dancing, the concerts still totally rocked. Yeh, Linkin Park's in da house... hahaha.

Fuck, my throat is hurting like a bitch, I have to wake up in approximately 6 hours time and I'm totally smashed.

Heh, talk about a totally tits slip-up (yeh, laughed mah arse off this one)...

"Women are a large cross-section of society and that is a section of society we would very much like to penetrate."

Mark Palios, Radio 5 Live

Tits babe, totally tits!

Yeh, I'm totally ashamed of my unforgivable act of indiscretion.

I managed to get my hands on a copy of William Hung's record from a church friend and boy does it stink. Actually watched through the stupid VCD biopic of sorts, what a complete waste of time. And his singing, gawd forbid he makes another album. But complete lack of talent aside, I can bet you that beneath that oh-so-innocent-I'm-your-regular-joe-just-trying-to-live-my-dream surface is an astute businessman who realised the money making machine he has became. But lets all hope this golden goose dies soon.

Gawd.. his singing is puke inducing.

The internship so far has been pretty cool, in some ways. Albeit the fact that I work on an ancient PC in the shredding/printing room, and the insane hours (I work an average of 12 hours everyday, fun times eh), you kinda learn quite a bit of shite along the way. And my guess is that the shite I learn now would be quite applicable in the future. I hope.

The people at the back-offices are actually quite chill one, pretty ok bunch, and they treat interns quite well. Primarily due to the fact that they kinda need us to do the shit work for them. Anyway, the VP of Operations, some chap called Ivanhoe (as in the Ivanhoe from the Sir Walter Scott classic, quite corny, but what the hey) came into my little cell one day and told me my report quite professional. Heh, quite flattered. But think it was like in the morning and I was quite stoned, so only managed a sheepish smile. Yeah, hardly an impressive, well thought out intellectual response.

Anyhoo, with work and shite, the only time I have for myself is the weekends to de-stress and all. Yesterday was actually quite chill. Had dinner with Jane and Bryan at some Thai restaurant at 6th Avenue (nothing too impressive actually, except for their awesome chilli sauce), rented movies at gardens, went to Bryan's place to play some senseless (absolutely unrealistic but strangely addictive) snowboarding game on the PS2 and watched Johnny English. Apparently the show wasn't too awesome as halfway through the first disc Jane fell asleep (yeh, wasted), and I left shortly after. In the words of the great American philosopher Eric Cartman, the weekend was totally tits.

Going to Novena Church later with Renuga. Never really been to a Catholic service before, so what the hey. Maybe can get to see hot nuns (alla Julie andrews in Sound of Music. Yeh, nice rack, take it off biatch!). But I'm not keeping my hopes too high.

Till the next time babes.

Yeh, got my ass into Citibank. Sweet!! Starting work tomorrow; I wonder how long this state of felicity is gonna last. My guess is not long, but what the hey, you guys would be the first to know of any office biatchings.

"I've head that there are Western Countries where you can go and suck away for all you are worth," Chief Justice Yong Pung How told his appeal court in Singapore, "countries where even people in high place do it. I'm not an expert although I've read all about it in the papers, and seen what goes in Hollywood movies. But this is Asia, and certain practices are just too repulsive to be tolerated in our culture." Justice Yong then rejected an appeal by Annis Abdullah, who was protesting against the severity of the two-year prison sentence passed on him for having received consensual oral sex from a woman. "Under Singapore law, oral sex is defined as an act against the law of nature. It is currently punishable by up to ten years imprisonment, so you should consider yourself lucky to have got off so lightly. This is Asia, and originally the sentence for such behaviour was life imprisonment. It's true that times have changed. Women are freer nowadays, and they don't just run around the kitchen. But ask any mother or your sisters, and they'll tell you that no lady would ever do such a thing. Ths offence itself is an aggravation. So go and finish your sentence, and when you get out, remember: no more sucking, and no more being sucked." (The Age, 18/02/04)

Jeeze, which Asia did he come from man? Obviously haven't heard of the Karma-sutra and of ancient chinese sex manuals. Seriously, get out of people's bedroom!

"Under Singapore law, oral sex is defined as an act against the law of nature"
I find this particularly ironic, considering the fact that Singapore is jumping onto the life science bandwagon. Open mouth, insert foot/feet.

Bigotry ah say. BIGOTRY!

Phew, at last, a break to catch my breathe. Been pretty much been preoccupied with exams and studies. Thank gawd my next paper is about a week away, so still can afford some time to slack away and bum around, y'know, take a breather.

Think I shall go get a haircut tomorrow (haven't had a haircut in months.... trust me, unkempt is an understatement) and probably wonder around town tomorrow by myself. Haven't done that since Vancouver, and I guess I kinda miss that. Solitude, gotta get me some of those man. Just me, myself and my deranged thoughts. What more can one ask for?

Till the next time, which I extrapolate would probably be after the 23rd, have fun and take it easy babes!

PS: Damn the fucking lousy weather. Humid with a capital "H". Damnit ah say!

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